Lil Bitch’s first PHI-lanthropy night!
I just told a kid he was taking me to his fraternity bid party and my follow-up message was “I don’t even know how old you are lol do you need me to buy alcohol?”
yo life has been fucking difficult for me lately and I have like 0 patience left for people who tell me not to cry
MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo